straight girls who say “the gays/my gays”
stop
anyone who says it actually but especially you Debra Messing wanna be bitches
forxever in limbooooo
hey can cis people not make “preferred pronouns: [something bizarre]” jokes because its really not funny
(via queerandpresentdanger)
Should I start snoring louder than her to be obnoxious/passive aggressivly tell her to stfu? Maira why didn’t you waaaaaaaarrrnnnn meeeeeeeeeee??
So I was legit woken up by roommate’s snoring A-FUCKING-GAIN and now I want to strangle someone. -_______- I know ppl can’t help snoring but how come I can still hear you when I have my headphones in?!?!?!? Current mood: Bitter.
sometimes i just really wanna go to my neighbor’s house to eat! they’re a family and i smell that they like to cook crab and all sorts of yummy sea food smelling things. how to befriend them…hmm…
aww! when i look at this cat i imagine a log cabin in the snow and lots of green flannel. sigh…
(Source: bobbydoherty, via littttlebear)
i probably shouldn’t be celebrating chin acne, but i am bc of reasons…?
